movies soon to be reviewed: death proof, kill bill, donnie darko, spree, scream, men in black
posted on 02/20/2022.
im writing this at 2am frogive any erronueous errors and or erorrs. oh my ogod i think ive just discoverteverd the best movies(s) ever. the speciecal effectswere TERRIBLE but there was glowigng gree GOOP and or slime depends on the way you look at it. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!! the main character is basically a side charracter in his own story because his shity science boyfriend talks so much he gets more dialogue than him in the end. RE-ANIMATOR is a shocking gore filled heterosexual nightmare but its the PERFECT canvas on which to paint my gay wish fulfillment fantasies! herbert west is just such an endearing character hes not evil but hes not even misunderstood either! he says exactly what he measns all the time ever time. oh and theres the main character dan hes there i guess. i love him hes hot and cool and his girlfriend is also hot kinda idk all the women in this movies are treated more like objects than individuals. the 80s/90s amiright lololololololol anyways. anyawys. the second movie wasnt quite as good but it was a fun watch. lots of freaky creatures and zombies and RE-ANIMATING. reminded me a bit of the tone of the human centipede movies. final score: 999999999/10. the best movies ever. i am in LOVE.
posted on 02/10/2022.
die hard is a perfect movie. there is nothing that could be done, not even the smallest change that could be made, to improve this movie. it is the peak of film. there is nothing better, nor will there ever be. this is one of few flawless pre-9/11 terrorist movies that should be put on our next golden record that we launch into space. bruce willis has done it again.
posted on 01/19/2022.
honestly, not as bad as i thought it would be based on its popularity. genuinely a good movie. the cinematography alone makes up for the jacked up writing near the end. this movie is so pleasing to the eye, i would watch it on mute. and i'm not just saying that because i'm deaf.
to properly psychoanalyze the main character, patrick bateman, i would have to dump all previous knowledge of psychology from my brain because this movie does not align with real life psychology in the slightest (despite its appeal to disenfranchised men). but, i really don't think its necessary for a movie to align with rules of the real world. all that matters is that its fun to watch, and it was fun. so damn fun.
final score, 9/10. would've been a 10 if the writing was a bit more cohesive.