who am i
HELLO. i am kielljoy. this is my website. it has been here since 2019
who are you
you are an individual who is up to par according to the INTERPLANETARY COOLNESS SCALE. the below information is not safe for WUSSIES, LAME ASSES, and other forms of WHINGING LOSER. if you have any questions/comments/concerns, or need a special accomodation due to UNAVOIDABLE COOLNESS DEGRADING ILLNESS OR DISABILTY. i can be contacted on the freemium spyware website at kielljoy#3263
neocities pals
...and YOU!
| GOT GAME | WAY LAME |
| programming | weebs |
| boomer shooters | league players |
| piracy | tiktok users |
| being rich | people who use neocities as a carrd |
i started this website in 2019, with no ideas for it and no technical knowledge either. fresh out of the womb, this domain remained a blank slate for almost a year. until it was graced with code i had stolen from elsewhere, a rapidly flashing rainbow background. there was also text that would bounce from corner to corner, reading something along the lines of "made you look" or "you are a faggot". it was stupid. but it was cool because i did it.
the first true iteration of this site was as a combination diary and museum. the former being nothing but angry drivel. the latter, however, rocked. it kicked fucking ass. it was great. you can see it in its archived form [here]. you'll like it. you'll LOVE it. you'll need more.
after learning about the wonders of the grid element. i redid my site from scratch. pages were added, colors were attributed to elements. gradients and shadows abounded during this awkward web design puberty. you can find examples of this still existing in many places on here still, because i'm too lazy to do anything about it. the spaghetti code makes it challenging to enforce uniform style without doing yet another total site tear down. i don't have time for that.
now, in its current form. this website is perfect. not a single flaw can be found. do not look at it on mobile. you will not look at it on mobile.
enough history, it's time for what you REALLY came here for. sweet, juicy, personal information. here is my address:
-63.775115, -158.374444
it's a hassle to have to return to this page if you ever need this information on the fly. better commit it to memory.
what else...... all of my personal documents were destroyed in the accident, so...
have some tables.
| favorite pokemon | espeon |
| blood type | O+ |
| timezone | island time |
| prefered p2p client | nicotine |
| favorite color | purple |
| favorite food | mac and cheese |
| where i was last night | your mom's house |
| best spy kids movie | the 3rd one |
here is a playlist of all my favorite songs.
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth
Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge
Kill The Rock - Mindless Self Indulgence
Satan Is My Motor - CAKE
Kick Out the Jams - The Presidents Of The United States of America
Add It Up - Violent Femmes
Comfort Eagle - CAKE
Zanzibar - Billy Joel
I Ain't Goin' Out Like That - Cypress Hill
Samaritans - IDLES
A Wolf At the Door - Radiohead
Jingle Of A Dog's Collar - Butthole Surfers
Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun - Beastie Boys
Egg - The Garden
Possum Kingdom - Toadies
F**king With The Altimeter - Brainiac
Modulator Hustle - Eiafuawn
Orban Eq Trx 4 - Aphex Twin
Body - The Presidents Of The United States of America
Chick Habit - Izzy Bardot
Kiss Me, Son of God - They Might Be Giants
Sneaky Devil - The Garden
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
Bombs Away - The Police
All in The Family - Korn
Soup is Good Food - Dead Kennedys
The Killing Moon - Echo & the Bunnymen
That's Really Super, Supergirl - XTC
Lose My Breath - my bloody valentine
At Home He's A Tourist - Gang Of Four
Apollo 9 - Adam Ant
Private Eyes - Daryl Hall & John Oates
Just - Radiohead
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring
Roygbiv - Boards of Canada
Snail Man - Gezebelle Gaburgably
Dead - The Birthday Massacre
Think Harder - Sneaker Pimps
Be There - Space
Julie vs. Robot Julie - ARTHUR
Watergate - Market
Part of the Problem - R. Stevie Moore
Peephole - System Of A Down
Hail to the King - Avenged Sevenfold
Wait and Bleed - Slipknot
if you want to hear the music you will have to assemble the playlist yourself in your media player of choice. if you are going to stream it, don't bother coming to this website anymore. streaming is for chumps. rolling your own is where it's at. lossless, local, immutably beautiful. music is free, didn't you know? nobody told you because it was funny to watch you be unable to jam when the internet is out, but trust me i thought it was a pretty cruel joke i just went along with it so they didn't kill me. don't shoot the messenger, i'm doing you a FAVOR.